hadi wahed lmrra 3endha 2 dial lwlad me3gazine , wahed sbah brate lkhmira bach t3jen o wladha ba9ine na3ssine mchat 3endhoum lbit galt lwahed fihoum -simohemed nod 3afa wlidi jib lia lkhmira. howa igoul liha khassni ness sa3a bach nrssel wejhi o sa3a bach nelbess o sa3a bach nmchi lhanout o sa3a bach nji mankoun nrje3 hta matb9aych mhtaja lhad lkhmira , sem3ou khouh lakhour howa ihez rassou o gal lih -wa teyara !!
hada wa7ed sousi naj7ou wlidatou kamline f dirassa ja houwa chra lihoum ballon wgalhou 7ta tnej7ou l3am jay 3ad ngonflehlkoum
hada wa7ed l3azi mcha 3ende l7anoute w 9alou 3teni stylo k7el fach 3tahlih jarbou l3azi fidih w 9alou la hada ma kay ktabch
hadi wa7ed debana harstate zaj l9odami diyal wa7ed tomobile fach jaw ychoufou 3la harsatha l9aw 3andha l7jar flklawi
dhkal jaque chirak 3la bush o blair, gallihoum fach katddakrou??gallih blair : kanwajdou lal7arb al3alamya III; gallih : o fine wsaltou?? gallih blair: rah attafa9na bach n9atlou 50 millions meslam o wahd alalmani !gallih: 3lach achnou dar had alalmani ???o houa ydour bush f blair gallih : chafti ach goult lik makayn lli ghadi yssawwal 3la 50 millions meslam
galik hada sa3id joumani o wahed lwaziir mchaw l sehra o howa ychofohom l polizaryo galih sa3id jomani waghadi y9etlona o hya tbanlihom wahed lbagra meyta o galih aji netkhabaw fiha dkhel jomani blast ras o lwazir lour o dazo lpolizaryo o homa tbanlihom dik lbegra dawha m3ahom o 3tawha tben lwazir gal l jomani koul matefrachnach howa ybda yedhak jomani galih lwazir malk tadhek galih jaybin lik tour
hada wahed mat w falakhira wkfhoum 3izraeil ja wahd w gal lih achnou smaytak gal lih youness gal lih yallah 3rad sourat youness koulha, ma3rafch darou f jahnam, jat noubat sahbna gal lih achnou smytak gal lih smitni brhim walakin kay3itou lya f alhouma fatiha( bgha y3rad sourat alfatiha hit hya li hafed
hada wa7ed sekrane w9af 3lih boulisi w 9alou ara la carte ja houwa 9alou tisalate wela meditel ja loublisi rakbou f stafete w dak rajel bda kay 3ayete "waa miiiiiii" ja lboulisi 9alou "la youjadou ayou mouchtarik 3ala ra9m ladi tabloubounah"
hada wahed deri mkelekh mezyan dima kay3asseb mo3alim diyalo wahednehar 9alih jib bak ja bah 9alih assidi weldek rah mkelekh chof ach dir me3ah9alih ana weldi mamkelekhch 9alih lmo3alim ana ranwarik howa y3ayet lderi o9alih sir chofni wachkayn fi 9a3a 2 mecha tilmid kay9aleb mal9ahch howayerja3 9alih mal9itekch fi 9a3a 2 howa y9ol mo3alim le bah iwa chefti weldek 9alih bah 3elach alhemar ma9alebtich fi 9a3a 2 o 3 o 4
hada wahed mcha m3attal lmedrassa 9alo lmo3alim malek 9alo rah lwalid kan ydrab lwalida 9alo ounta malek 9alo rah kan ydrabha bssebbati
Galek 7ada jouj 3robiate saffro linglize (angleterre) wa ouhouma i tla3o f tobus 2 etage...wahda gelsate lfo9 ou loukhra lte7t....hadik li gelsa lfo9 9alt lhadik li lta7t "wach 9rib twosslo??" galtiha hadik li lfo9 "9reb nwoslo, ou ntoma??".....galtliha hadik li lfo9 "hna ba9i ma tla3 chifor !
gualek a sidi hada wa7ed tkheless, jato 2000dhs fel kholssa, khdaha o ghadi f'zen9a fer7aaaaaaaaane. chouiya o houwa i tla9a b'wa7ed deriya zouina... 3rad 3liha f'wa7ed resto waaaaa3er (kay tforma ze3ma!), t9amete 3lih el ghda b'1800dhs(je parle en dhs pck may diro had el 7ma9 gher mgharba!). b9ate lih 200dhs, gal f'rasso li liha liha o douwer m3a l'garçon b'hadik 200dhs li b9ate. lbente t3ejbate b9ate kat chouf fih ou gualte lih:"nta weld men? weld Ben Jelloun? weld Ben Kirane? weld Bennani?"o houwa i dor fiha o gualiha: "ana weld el 7ram li tla9ite bik o jaybek lehna
gallk hada wahd l7mar (hachakom) bgha yfou7 3la wa7ed leghzala, ja 3andha ohoua ygouliha tu fais koi dans la vie a zine? o hia tjawbou je suis hôtesse de l'air, chwia o hia tsawlou hia ach kaydir, o houa yjawbha :"je suis attaché commercial" galtlih dial achman produit, galliha dial javel (kayjarr carroussa)
galek hada wa7d chaffar dkhol lwa7d dar f lil , cheffer li khasso yetchefer, w 9bel ma yekhroj gal wallah 7ta nchouf had malline dar ki dayrine! dkhol lbite n3asse w houwa ydir lmousse 3la lemra w galiha :"chnou smiytek?", gatlou : "HLIMA a wouldi, ma te9telnich allah yerdi 3lik...", w houwa ygouliha cheffar : "matkhafich, ana 7alef li smiytou b7al lwalida ma n9issouch, w rajlek a chnou smiytou??" hwouha yne9ez rajel w galou : "ana a wouldi smiyti 3abd al 9ader walakine f derb kay3iytoli HLIMA..."
gallek hada wa7ed oustad kay9arri bel kossala...rsamlihom sebbate f sebboura , gallihom ma hada? nad kassoul gallih : hebbate! lmou3allim hoa ichba3 fih 3ssa...dazet youmayne, gallih nafss l7aja: ma hada? gallih lkassoul: hebbate! oustad bgha itssata, 3ayet 3la bate derri, gallih choufi ana kanersamlih sebbate o hoa kaygoullia hebbate. gallih bah: bghitih igoullek hbardila!!
We7id el bent jet m3atla lel madrassa. El mo3alim guel leha: "melki jit m3atla?" guelitlih:"we7ed edderri ken tabe3ni meddar ta lehne!", el mo3alim gueliha:"Ewa, melli edderri wrak, normalement tezrbi machi tet3atli!?!!" lebneya galetlih:"Ach gha ndir lih?! howa llitayemchi bechwya!"
hada wa7ed kheyna tka3a m3a mratou wa7ed enhar, whouwa yemchi lel9ehwa m3a s7abou, whouwa yerje3 m3a hadik ejouj dial ellil, wel9ahaa na3ssa, whouwa yektibliha fwa7ed elwar9a :"fey9ini m3a esseb3a bach nemchi elkhedma" elmouhim essiyed n3ess. elghadlih fa9 m3a elwe7da dial le3chiya, wel9a 7dah wa7ed elwer9a mektoubfiha :"noud, rah esseb3a hadi"
Hada ouahed addari Kassoule Bezzaffe! Nade dakhel li dar ou hia t'goule lih ammou (sa maman) finahoua kounache annoukate (carnetde note) ou houa igoule liha : 3titou l'samira sahabti bache takhla3e biha oualidiha!
Hadou jouj debannates (deux mouches) galssine tay yaklou fouahed al kharya (hachakoume) ou hia t'nakkaze ouhda galte li sahebtha "assahbti lkharya dial bareh hssane min dial lyoume" ou hia djaoubha sahabtha ghalete liha "ouili, rah'na tnnaklou zaama!!!"
hada wa7ed l3alim (chercheur) w mratou kaytssaraw f l afrique au l'autre payé li fiha jou3 wa b9a ta ydor w ydor wa7ed ssa3a l9a wa7ed triéf dial lkhoubz ( bout de pain) wa rajel hazou w bra y 7tou fchi rkina (ki l3ada chez nous) w houa ychouf rassou mahzouz w chi 50 dial bnadem ta yderbou fih 9lihoum malkoum galou lih 7at lkhoubz rah la3bine 3lih tournoi........
hadi 1 lemra sekhrat weldha .t3atel 3liha nezlat l zan9a mekhlou3a t9aleb 3lih .l9at goudamha chomeur dial derb galtlou khouia hamid weldi sakhertou sebah yjib lia loubia ou t3atel wellah ma 3raft ashnou ndir .galiha diri le3des
gallek hada wahed fakir wlla hazek, mcha lpatisserie,gallou mchhal ptitpane?galou 1dh,gallou o lefrate illi hdaha,bka fih galou bla flouss,lhazek gallou fertet liya wahed 30 hebba
